nothing makes me feel so old as being startled by the fire alarm. that and stairs.
…the number of days until vacation.
the riverside, california passport office is the BEST! before lunch with my pal, russell, he took me to this little gem.
in and out with photo in less than 10 minutes! and lovely, lovely ladies working there.
so, yes. my passport application is IN!
why are people making such a big deal about Fat Tuesday? I have Fat Tuesday every week. and fat Wednesday and fat Thursday…
new favorite thing!
wonderdad is helping b study for her social studies test on early American history. she is unfocused.
he is opening and closing his mouth to give her a clue to the phrase, “the mouth of the Mississippi River.”
I want desperately to shout, “BABY FISH MOUTH!”
probably not helpful.
one of the Kitchen Cousins from HGTV will be filming a segment for the Ellen Show in my store on Friday.
yeah, I’ll give up my day off for that.
When I was on the oscars, they butchered my name, too. and by “oscars” I mean “Starbucks.” Love, Lean (leigh anne)
I am 100% over brad pitt. i am happy for Steve McQueen.
I think Matthew McConaghey may be the next Anne Hathaway. Something feels false.
who would have thought that someone would one day have to say, “academy award winner, Matthew McConaghey”?
at first I thought, “cate? eh.” the. She said, “Julia…hashtag suck it!”
alfonso cuaron is funny and sweet.
also, I have finished all the champagne.
wonderdad was going to make me pause the show while he went to pee…but Penelope Cruz’s dress didn’t show enough. He’ll catch up.
EGOT!! And one of my favorite speeches of the night…hooray for “let it go!”
Poor Idina Menzel. Too fast, bad arrangement and a horrible introduction. But, damn! She looked amazing and that voice is unbelievable.
What did john travolta just call Idina Menzel? Adele Dazeem?
hi-definition tv looked great in Benedict Cumberbatch. Less so on Goldie Hawn and John Travolta.
gerry hambling died this year. he edited the movie, “fame.”
I turned to wonderdad and said., “fame? well…apparently you don’t live forever.”
he is still laughing.
the writers have tried too hard.
also, Glenn Close,is welcome to speak at my funeral. But I want Aaron Sorkin to write it.
hello, captain america.
wonderdad is worried the boy is too handsome, he says that can be a real problem.
Pink sure can sing…but the stupid wizard of oz makes me miss my momma.
bet it makes Liza Minelli miss hers, too.
What the fuck is whoopie goldberg wearing? is that a tube dress over a man’s dress shirt?
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD…CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A FLATTERING RED CARPET LOOK FOR THE BIG GIRLS?
I love Anna Kendrick’s sense of humor…but not her dress.
bill murray has aged exactly like I thought he would. i love how zany he looks…and how much he loves and misses Harold Ramis.
pizza guy!! better then a dance number!
funniest Ellen has been all night.
wow! hooray for lupita!!! this is why I watch the oscars every year; surprises and dreams coming true. plus a really great dress!!!
if Chris Hemsworth crosses arms, will his tux hulk out?
lupita looks stunning.
selfies with Ellen are awesome.
Veronica Mars has grown up well.
are they lighting the stage or heating up a hamburger?
has Bono sold his voice to the devil? it is not aging.
did U2 have to go unplugged because there isn’t enough electricity in the building for the instruments AND those lights?
please tell the edge that the wool cap isn’t fooling anyone.
brad pitt…stop mumbling and stand up straight.
brad pitt is really rockin’ the high top fade. does anyone know…is he remaking “the fresh prince”?
Kevin Spacey looks so rat pack right now!
20 Feet From Stardom! I loved this movie!!!
who wrote this show? too much alliteration.